Monthly Archives: May 2009

I walked inside the crowded room. The first thing I noticed was a sign reading, “WELCOME Y/A RAMADANIANS!!” in bolded blue letters. There were many people. Maybe around a hundred. I did not recognize some, although, I noticed British Pakistani right away. We began to talk about users. Next to her are her best friends from school, Hello, Fashion Prodigy, & Proyo. They were all huddled up in a circle. I didn’t have any intention of overhearing their conversation, but it seemed too interesting to resist. They seemed to be chattin’ about the girls at school. Next to them were Allah’s Slave & Blue-Eyed Muslimah talking about their husbands, and their marriage life. On the other side of the huge, over-lighted room, I saw NOUB, amdoo, Salman, & Wolverine discussing ways to spam email accounts on the internet. Salman & amdoo seemed to be deep into the conversation, while NOUB & Wolverine discuss something about WICKAAAD CHICKAN. In the middle of the room, fnk, Muhammad K, & Abu Haroon seem to be the center of the spotlight. I hear them conversing about Islam. I notice that Individual’s just walking around the room, chatting with random people. Sara goes around asking people if what she is wearing is modest. I didn’t pay much attention to that. I notice that NOUB gets up, & seems to be looking for Amouna. Amouna’s sitting with Wazgud, & chatting about YA users. Wellef walks around the room “trying” to flirt with Turkiish Musliimah in the corner, but she doesn’t take much interest in him. Abdulmalik goes around trying to find someone to chat with..he seems confused somehow. Funky comes up to me, & starts telling me I’m online too much. I see fnk signaling me to come sit where he was sitting. I walk over & he starts telling me, “Dear, breakfast is important! Atleast take some fruit, or a glass of milk!” Everyone has their own little cliques, although I notice some that seem to be left out. Clock Cleaner holds up a microphone and shares some poems with us, but only few are listening. Hanifa & Blue Rose discuss manicures, & beauty, while Ninety9 & amdoo bicker about Shias & Sunnis. I overhear Ninety9 saying that Shias are better. Amallay & imuslimah enter the room while walking towards NOUB & Wolverine. The begin chatting. All of a sudden, I hear someone say, “OMG, Sara’s drunk!” NOUB yells, “But there isn’t even any beer!” I guess Sara went to Apu’s Store and got beer. Moonlight & Stardust argue. Hibadaye and Amouna whisper something in eachothers ears, and then giggle. HK & Hope talk about how YA is such a waste of time & then finally decide to leave. Ninja & Ducky walks inside and hands out a rubber duck to each of the users. NOUB & Salman throw it in the trash not taking much interest. NA2SA & Wazeer talk about how Sunnis & Shias need to quit fighting, and Amdoo walks along, and says, “Die, Shias, DIE!” I see NOUB & Wolverine playing tricks on Ninety9. Ninety9 sits down on his chair, and we all hear a farting sound. NOUB & Wolverine begin to ROFL, and Ninety9 comes over and starts to yell, furiously. They continue laughing. Rock Chick happily walks in through the door, asking them to describe such-and-such user. German girl doesn’t take interest in much and begins to argue with Sara. Meanwhile, everyone begins to play games. Apu goes around asking stupid Islam-Bashing questions. Momin begins lecturing about how bad Wahhabism is. Saira goes over to NOUB & Wolverine, and they start laughing, and talking. So Cool Sunny comes up to me all dressed up in her new clothes. Her & I began talking about school, and other users. Meanwhile, Sara slowly becomes the center of attention. So, Sara holds a cup of Vodka in her hand while dancing with Apu. They both seem to be enjoying the romantic time. NOUB yells, “It’s bar-girl!”. Wolverine begans to laugh. People begin to look at Sara & Apu and giggle. Sara begins to argue. NOUB, and her start to bicker, and Wolverine just makes things worse. Later, Sara continues her dance with Apu, slowly moving right to left. Meanwhile, Sara & Apu get done dancing, and then Apu makes an announcement. “I propose to Sara! Sara, Will you marry me?” Sara doesn’t know what she’s doing..she’s drunk. Unknowingly, She nods her head, &Apu sticks the ring into her finger. Amdoo makes a comment, “Hey, they’ll make a great couple! Apu can supply beer at his store, & Sara can sell it at her bar!” Everyone congratulates & then begin to leave. NOUB, Wolverine, Salman, & Amdoo are the first to exit. At the same time, they all yell, “CYA!”, and exit. All begin to leave in little cliques, while some stand at the door and chat. Apu carries Sara to the car—a little yellow Dinky. British Pakistani (can be both!), Hello, Fashion Prodigy, & Proyo begin exiting the door, still stopping to hug and chat with some users. Allah’s Slave and Blue-Eyed head to their cars, worried about their husbands. Everyone wondered where Muhammad K, Abu Haroon, & fnk went…They already left. Jugenhaftes Madchen & imuslimah leave, afte
Jugenhaftes Madchen & imuslimah leave, after chit chatting. Ninety9 throws the woopie cushion in the trash, and angrily exits the room, while everyone stares at him in awe. Amouna & Wazgud got into Wazgud’s top-down convertible and sped away. In lots of frustration, Momin yells, “WAHHABIS ARE GOING TO HELL!”. Ninja & Ducky says bye to her friends, and leaves the less-crowded room. Hanifa & Blue Rose both had car-pooled, so they get in Hanifa’s Mercedes Benz, and reverse the car, while laughing. Wazeer, Amallay, & NA2SA leave in their own cars, quietly without stopping to chat. Wellef, hopeless, & still trying to flirt with Turkiish Musliimah, leaves with a sad face.

that was the rest!

come on guys, i only added people i knew well..im sorry please, it took me forever writing this..ask fnk!!!!
THANKS EVERYONE FOR THE COMPLIMENTS!! <3 YOU ALL! COULDNT DO IT WITHOUT YOU GUYS!
@Fashion: about 3 hours, LOL..Safi helped and so did fnk! Ridiculous..positively or negatively? LOL

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okay, my mum has a email.
through outlook express.
and we get 4000 emails a day that say **SPAM**
how do we stop them ?

my dads email address doesnt get them.
only hers. ?
okay TJ you think your funny. but i have to tell you something… your not HAHA
funny.

okay another thing. i have AVG Anti-Virus and Windows Defender and i think spybot too. so yeah.. ive done test but they pick “cookies” up. ? so i dont know :S and they dont go either.

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okay, my mum has a email.
through outlook express.
and we get 4000 emails a day that say **SPAM**
how do we stop them ?

my dads email address doesnt get them.
only hers. ?
okay TJ you think your funny. but i have to tell you something… your not HAHA
funny.

okay another thing. i have AVG Anti-Virus and Windows Defender and i think spybot too. so yeah.. ive done test but they pick “cookies” up. ? so i dont know :S and they dont go either.

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The spam is from a variety of places offering insurance, viagra, and matchmaking sites.I want it to stop and want to know who is selling my information to them.

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Most go directly into my spam folder but they are getting more and more clever and a few always end up in my email folder. I have been getting so many that I had them deleted immediately. Now I have been made aware that quite possibly, some legitimate mail may have been deleted as spam. Now I’m back to confirming spam again. I believe you (Yahoo) owns the spam folder for the purpose of stopping it but Geez when? I am a light user of email so to get 50 or so of the same type of garbage in a little disconserting.

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